

Everyone I know who had Covid says that at some point in the night they felt like, 'OK, body, you had a good run, we’re over now' ‘Wow,’ I yell in ecstasy, ‘This makes no sense at all.’” And asking the Paris Review: “So is Paris any good or not” (no punctuation, of course.) So I feel no shame in admitting my social media addiction to her. Lockwood is often described as “the poet laureate of Twitter” and the 38-year-old originally made a name for herself with her joyfully weird tweets, such as her parodies of sexts (“ I am a Dan Brown novel and you do me in my plot-hole.


I tell her that I’ve spent 127 hours on Twitter.
